We pre-ate, pre-drunk, pre-jello shot, pre-played some highly hilarious game and got ready at my place before jumping into cabs. Our destination was Clarke Quay, where there was a good mix of people.
Serene, bride to be, Grace and myself were in the same cab while Veronica, Sharina and Janice went in another. 
We had the worse cab driver ever but we made good fun of the situation and snapped away! Instead of a tiara, we got her a headpiece. Love it, pity it isn't very visible in this shot.
Causing a scene at the taxi stand. EVERYONE was looking at us, some with disdain, some with curiousity, some with awe. WHATEVER! We knew they wanted to be a part of us!The night begun with Serene having to find someone willing to eat these Polo candy on a ribbon off her chest, NO HANDS!
TADA! First lucky guy of the night. A Canadian from Montreal. He really got DOWN to her chest level, didn't he...NICE!
2nd lucky guy of the night...he was munching...yummm....
Some other dude, didn't catch him in the action. Ah well....
Ok, by this time, you're thinking we're racist or something but we were not! We tried to get local men to participate and no one would!! How fucking boring is that? There was this guy who stood there with a ciggy hanging in the corner of his mouth and he just looked at us like we were crazy or something and just waved us off like we were flies...fucking loser, with no life, obviously no balls either.
We got several Chinese tourists from Wuhan who were fascinated by us and insisted on snapping pics of us. She was game enough to chew a polo off Serene as well! Kudos!! Who said Mainlanders were boring?!!
Another Wuhanian who BEGGED to chew the polo candy! Haha...what a great sport!
We saw a ceramic frog and made Serene kiss it. There was alot of tongue action...kinda gross....good for a laugh though!
Ok, by this time, you're thinking we're racist or something but we were not! We tried to get local men to participate and no one would!! How fucking boring is that? There was this guy who stood there with a ciggy hanging in the corner of his mouth and he just looked at us like we were crazy or something and just waved us off like we were flies...fucking loser, with no life, obviously no balls either.
We got several Chinese tourists from Wuhan who were fascinated by us and insisted on snapping pics of us. She was game enough to chew a polo off Serene as well! Kudos!! Who said Mainlanders were boring?!!
Another Wuhanian who BEGGED to chew the polo candy! Haha...what a great sport!
That's all of us in all our Barbie glory!
This guy was kinda creepy. Apparently, he was following us all around Clarke Quay, or rather he was following Veronica all around Clarke Quay. He was wearing some kung fu outfit without fastening his robe. He was dying to take it off. Pretty impressive tattoos and body...*pant pant*
Another task - when Serene asked if he was wearing boxers or underwear, he gamely pulled down his pants and TADA! Nothing! Sweeeeet!! Check out that white ass! Hahahaha...
Some hottie from Germany...he was delicious! I meant, the polo, the polo...heee...
The Germans, who later signed Serene's shirt. Speaking of which, we forgot to get her to collect more signatures!! Damn it...
This guy was kinda creepy. Apparently, he was following us all around Clarke Quay, or rather he was following Veronica all around Clarke Quay. He was wearing some kung fu outfit without fastening his robe. He was dying to take it off. Pretty impressive tattoos and body...*pant pant*
Another task - when Serene asked if he was wearing boxers or underwear, he gamely pulled down his pants and TADA! Nothing! Sweeeeet!! Check out that white ass! Hahahaha...
We saw a ceramic frog and made Serene kiss it. There was alot of tongue action...kinda gross....good for a laugh though!
We ended the night at Attica. There was a HUGE line up outside so we made Serene hook us up with the funky haired bouncer. He took one look at us and whisked us in!! Great job, Serene! You've obviously still got it! There was a professional photographer who took a snap shot of all of us. I don't even wanna know where that pic is gonna end up!
Some dude who was dancing with us most of the night. Pretty cool guy. He even participated in some of our games. ROCK ON, dude!
Was this before my shot or not? What's with my eyes?? Oh right, they're small to begin with...damn...on another note, doesn't Grace's wig look like her real hair?!! She was obsessively brushing it while at my place, which explains all the straight blond hair all over my living room. Thanks Grace.
Was this before my shot or not? What's with my eyes?? Oh right, they're small to begin with...damn...on another note, doesn't Grace's wig look like her real hair?!! She was obsessively brushing it while at my place, which explains all the straight blond hair all over my living room. Thanks Grace.
Luuuurve the bob on Sha! Very Pulp Fiction-ish. Me likey!
Don't know why Janice was so excited, was it the shot?? Veronica wouldn't stop twilling her hair all night...she was perfect for the dumb blonde role, doncha think??
Holy shit, our 6 shots cost us $120, sooooooo not worth it, plus I didn't even enjoy it! Blah...
Can you tell the night got wilder?? This guy was game enough to let Serene go down on him and pick the ciggy out of his underwear with her teeth! Serene did GOOOOOOOD....now we all know her talent! This girl's got skills.
There we go! First guy and now she's off to the next! Atta girl!
Does the dude on the right look like a younger version of that Taufik guy or what?! The one who won S'pore Idol or something?? These 2 were super enthusisiatic about our games, they were fun!
Ok, this dude was just standing there, smoking and staring at us with a glaze in his eyes so we made Serene go and ask him if she could grab his ass. Surprisingly, he said YES! He didn't seem like he was enjoying it though...he just stood there...hmm...I can't be sure Serene enjoyed it either since his ass was almost non-existent. Ah well, brownie points for the first Chinese local who participated!
I don't know what this crazy woman was doing. She found a couch of some sort and just decided to pose like she's a mermaid without a mermaid's tail. Go figure...
We hit the dancefloor and danced and danced and danced. It was HAWT, like, literally we-were-ready-to-pass-out-hot! The wigs didn't help...lol...
This was the end of the night...we exited Attica in 6 whole pieces and took the last pic of the night.
Does the dude on the right look like a younger version of that Taufik guy or what?! The one who won S'pore Idol or something?? These 2 were super enthusisiatic about our games, they were fun!
Ok, this dude was just standing there, smoking and staring at us with a glaze in his eyes so we made Serene go and ask him if she could grab his ass. Surprisingly, he said YES! He didn't seem like he was enjoying it though...he just stood there...hmm...I can't be sure Serene enjoyed it either since his ass was almost non-existent. Ah well, brownie points for the first Chinese local who participated!
I don't know what this crazy woman was doing. She found a couch of some sort and just decided to pose like she's a mermaid without a mermaid's tail. Go figure...
We hit the dancefloor and danced and danced and danced. It was HAWT, like, literally we-were-ready-to-pass-out-hot! The wigs didn't help...lol...
This was the end of the night...we exited Attica in 6 whole pieces and took the last pic of the night.When I got to my housing complex, I saw the feathers that we had left behind on our way out....there was a clear trail leading me all the way to my block, into the elevator and right to my door.
Know what was the most disturbing thing we discovered about the men?? None of them carried any condoms in their wallets!!! Doesn't anyone practise safe sex anymore?!
Rock on!
Lady P.
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