"The only thing you can whip out at a party is a big dick..not a big diploma"

That was a line I heard at Yuk Yuk's, a comedy club, in Toronto many years ago and it never fails to bring a chuckle. How true, no one really thinks about it at a party unless you're already eyeing the man whore you wanna go home with, then who cares if he's a doctor or a plumber, right? Don't need a certificate to prove neither, they pretty much do the same thing, don't they? Hmm...food for thought, that one.

Does size really matter? Of course size matters!! HELLO! Every woman who insists that size doesn't matter is either already cheating on her man or has the DIY department on speed dial. Don't get me wrong, when I say size matters, I'm not saying the bigger, the better coz seriously, this may be news to the boys, BUT bigger isn't really always better! THAT's RIGHT, you've heard right!

Boys with big dongs think they rule the world. They think they're god's gift to women and act like they're god's gift to women. Puhhlease...about freakin' time you get off your high horse. Obviously someone failed to inform those dongs dongs that it's really the technique that qualifies, not the size.

An acquaintance of mine once dated this half Black, half Asian dude and since none of us girls have ever dated a Black man, we were super curious as to her carnal experience. Did he fit the stereotypical measure of a Black man or the stereotypical measure of an Asian man? We wanted to know so we asked her.

Us: So, is he Black or is he Asian?

Her: Neither, He's White.

There was a wink in her eye and then we burst out laughing.

Another friend once met this really cute, really hot French/Native Indian mix while back in college. Boyish, lean, and not too tall, he was perfect eye candy. Alas when it came to nocturnal activities, they just could not seal the deal! Guess what? He was HUGE...like seriously HUGE. No one would ever, in their lives, for one moment think he was so well endowed if you saw him with his clothes on. But once the layers are shed, he was like this massive stallion! He tried to warn her at first but she thought he was shooting the shit with her, you know, displaying his masculinity by exaggerated proportions, but he LITERALLY displayed his masculinity by exaggerated proportions!! After trying once, twice, three times, they gave up and snuggled in bed. He is fondly remembered as Morning Blueballs.

xoxo

Lady P.